Thursday, October 23, 2008

KKKkkidz

aah, i hate kids..., God who even named those squirmy creatures "kids"...
How can the once so-cute babies transform(or grow up) into such blood sucking monsters??!!!
The word kid by itself is cyooot, but the minute i get to "meet" one of the specimens in the sub-species " kids" i totally completely freak off...
They scream, and hit and bite u and u are expected to stay in control and not hit them back!!!
Tell me, is this a fair world???
There are some who want to get right into my nerves, i think that they do realize that they're irritating me, and that probably gives them they drive for the next 2 hours!!!
There are yet others who just madly rush into my room, pick up everything pickable and start throwing them around, and i have no other option than to stay smilin at them.
My neighbour has 2 kids, both of them well behaved cute lill angels! i just have to hear their voice and i squamble for cover, kinda hide-or-die situation!
Its during such "alwaiz wanna avoid" situations that ppl invent survival or evolutionary tactics like bathing or sleeping for an unlimited period . Alwaiz feel like bundling them up and throwing them away.Y cant some child-picker come steal them and sell them in some meat shop!!
( i know, i'm a bad mean girl)
The artistiaclly inclined ones are my favourite kind.They can draw and scribble and throw paint and nail polish on the floor, my records, and books that cost me a fortune (Rs 300)., with their moms standing by proudly watching their offsprings express themselves!!
The wierdest thing is that my mom tells me that i too would find these "things" cute, when i have dozen!! of my own.
wonder if its even worth a try.

12 comments:

Rohan said...

can't agree...i love kids...loving kids doesn't mean that we have to let them do anything they want..tell them firmly wen they get mischevious..."why can't a child picker come and see them to a meat shop"...god that is horrible..too much...they are still kids...

meril said...

i love babies, definitely NOT their bigger version.
yeah, tried telling one that hes being mischeee, he told his mom!!
kids have that edge over me, they complain to their moms..
:(

മൃദുല്‍....|| MRIDUL said...

Universal Truth...I've A Cuzin...Avane Pedichu Njaan Aa Veetil Pokaare Illa...!!! I'm Afraid Of Him !!!

meril said...

see, there are ppl who are actually "scared" of kids...
Rohaa mone, i think u still hawnt evn got to "know" a kid!!

lostinthought said...

no.no.no.won't agree.i love kids..and before u start complaining..just ask someone who knew u as a kid,whether u were a 'sweet litl angel' or not..

fat chance darling..

meril said...

the world is full of useless ppl, xcpt me n mridul.

Rohan said...

sorry merley i have come to know kids..there's difference btw hating kids and scared of kids...i dont hate kids...iam sure mridul cant also hate kids...wen he hear the word kids first one coming will be his nephew

മൃദുല്‍....|| MRIDUL said...

@rohan

kids n babies are different ro...n abt the cuzin i tld here..i'll make u meet him one day...n he'll make u change ur stmt...i'm damn sure abt it !!!

meril said...

ppl, i actually like "nice. well behaved and mischievous kids", but i totally hate "acting smart" kids..
point taken????

anith babu said...

ofcourse i agree with ur point regarding d "acting smart kids".....
But i like kids very much!!!
really der mischfness gives me a taste of happiness.....a spl feeling....
Getting hands in2 things dey don need is a part of der learning process i believe 2 sum xtent...
but dat doesnt mean we need 2 be quiet...get adamant at times but dey shd not feel bad.......

meril said...

Well that was being diplomatic sir.
I can never be adamant w\o hurting them.And i just have to stare for kids to start wailing.

thecripplerr said...

when you behave like a kid obviously you have that kinda feeling!!! :)