aah, i hate kids..., God who even named those squirmy creatures "kids"...
How can the once so-cute babies transform(or grow up) into such blood sucking monsters??!!!
The word kid by itself is cyooot, but the minute i get to "meet" one of the specimens in the sub-species " kids" i totally completely freak off...
They scream, and hit and bite u and u are expected to stay in control and not hit them back!!!
Tell me, is this a fair world???
There are some who want to get right into my nerves, i think that they do realize that they're irritating me, and that probably gives them they drive for the next 2 hours!!!
There are yet others who just madly rush into my room, pick up everything pickable and start throwing them around, and i have no other option than to stay smilin at them.
My neighbour has 2 kids, both of them well behaved cute lill angels! i just have to hear their voice and i squamble for cover, kinda hide-or-die situation!
Its during such "alwaiz wanna avoid" situations that ppl invent survival or evolutionary tactics like bathing or sleeping for an unlimited period . Alwaiz feel like bundling them up and throwing them away.Y cant some child-picker come steal them and sell them in some meat shop!!
( i know, i'm a bad mean girl)
The artistiaclly inclined ones are my favourite kind.They can draw and scribble and throw paint and nail polish on the floor, my records, and books that cost me a fortune (Rs 300)., with their moms standing by proudly watching their offsprings express themselves!!
The wierdest thing is that my mom tells me that i too would find these "things" cute, when i have dozen!! of my own.
wonder if its even worth a try.